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The First Word

The First Word tends to be defined as the first word that more than one person clearly hears and agrees upon. Unless overridden by pissed-off parents who exercise the right to refuse the claim from...

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My Wife Just Said… #3

“I’ve been more emotional since… … …since I was born.” -Elizabeth

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A Slow Motion Moment

Maybe moments don’t ever really happen in slow motion, but some are as slow as Neo’s bullet-limbo when replayed in the theater of the mind. So… The family was gathered around the dinner table to play...

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Newborn Snuggling

  Newborn snuggling is like … like nothing else. But… photographing it is like this.

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My Wife Just Said… #5

“Don’t you hate it when you feel like you have a poking poo. Like a turtle.” -Elizabeth

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My Wife Just Said… #13

“This month… can you have my period? Please take my period.” -Elizabeth  

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My Wife Just Said… #17

“My farts go faster than this guy! My GOD! Go around him already!” – Elizabeth  

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My Wife Just Said… #19

“My job is to raise the kids. Your job is to shut up.” [sigh] -Elizabeth  

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My Wife Just Sang… #99

“Oh yes! 99 Luftballoons! I LOVE that song! I used to be able to sing the whole thing. Yes. The German version.” [Commences singing] -Elizabeth   – Previous “My Wife Just Said…” 

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